Today we went to where Daddy works to see Santa. I sat on Santa's lap and asked him for a soccer ball and a dinosaur. Daddy asked Santa for a comprehensive loan package for the Big 3 automakers. Santa said he couldn't guarantee that as the government is currently considering outsourcing his job to a Low Cost Country. Meghan wouldn't sit on Santa's lap. I sat on Santa's lap in exchange for a candy cane. Why do they make them taste like toothpaste? Disappointing to say the least.